How the hell am I supposed to leave this alone? How am I supposed to protect it from being punctured with the crazy life I have at home with these kids? Damn you bacon, the sacrifices I make and pain that I endure to devour you. Thank you for not blinding me yesterday morning when you splattered oil right under my eye. You got me really good this morning as payback I see. Bacon grease: 1 Mama: 0 PS: Please please please ignore my extra chin. Thanks!
A husband, 3 kids, a dumb dog, a sassy cat...Oh my!