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Whoopsies. A pony fell out the night before and I forgot to redo it.  And this is how you fix that.  Truth be told though? She LOVED that it was wonky. Weird kid. I love her. She is a total mini me. Now I'm scared.  Hold me.

Some outtakes from an almost failed spur of the moment family photo shoot: (please, I beg of you all, ignore the extra chin I have. also? this was hours before we ate so I don't know where the eff the chin came from. let's blame the kids shall we? ok then) (again with the alsos - sheesh - I didn't edit these - like you couldn't tell bahahahahahahaha! ha!) Blondie? Not a child I birthed. That's my niece, the Monkey. Nom nom nom on the hand. I birthed a pirate that lost his patch though. Awesome! Someone tooted maybe? Who knows with this clan. Usually this gesture means she just smacked someone but no, the redhead is not screaming her fool head off so things are alright in the world.  For now. Monkey Photo Bomb!! This would be a great shot if the baby didn't have a look of complete disdain going on.  There were some good shots that came out of this debacle - I'll have them up soon

Long day but so worth it. Hope ya'll had a great day....... Please Auntie, that is quite enough with this camera thing. Sheesh The indignity of her not that much than her older cousin kiss her. HORROR! Nice photo bomb by her big sister! Lather, rinse, repeat.

A little creepy no?

The Girl's Christmas Wish List From the Target Great Holiday Toy Sale ad in Sunday’s paper and online at  www.target.com (prices good through November 24th) ● p.3 $11.49 Circo 25-pc Shopping Cart 086-05-0059 ● p.3 $9.99 Fin Fin Friends Play Set 086-02-1496 ● p.5 $44.99 Barbie Video Girl 086-06-0370 ● p.20 $14.99 Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale DVD 058-10-3020 ● p.20 $19.99 A Fashion Fairytale Doll 086-06-0388 ● p.20 $19.99 Barbie Loves Glitter 086-06-0385 Blow Dryer and Doll Set ● p.21 $19.99 Dairy Queen Blizzard Maker 086-00-2589 ● p.23 $24.99 Magic Rise Oven 086-07-0096 ● p.23 $17.99 Princess Dresses (Rapunzel) 086-07-0092 From the Wal-Mart Toyland Catalgue 2010 in Sunday’s paper and online at...

The fashion bug hit the house today when the girls woke up. And yes, they took full advantage of that extra hour. Bah. After our pancake and eggs breakfast, I painted their nails and then they did my hair. I love letting them do my hair. I know it's going to look so crazy but it feels so good. Like I took a ten minute nap. Awesome, party of one? Awesome? The fashion struts on the catwalk didn't go as "high fashiony" as the girls were hoping for. The silliness all happened after the one walk. Enjoy...... Alice in a messy Wonderland.  The Doctor with a baaaaad bedside manner. Alice and her spot o' tea Alice's closeup Why yes, this is exactly how doctor's pose for ID shots.  Didn't ya know that? Buzz buzz buzz Loverly Ladybug  Scaredy Cats Sad faces Um roaring attacks? Couldn't tell ya. My fave from the shoot. 

Photo courtesy of the 18mo old who won't be happy unless she can play with a real phone, not a fake one, because, HELLO? she knows the difference. The girl's parent/teacher conference was on Thursday and she got a glowing report. She's intuitive, caring, kind, helpful, smart and makes really hard repetitive patterns. She's a smart one, this kid. She's going to get this reading thing in no time. I don't think we'll need to worry about her academically. For that I say, Whew!!

I go into the best store on the face of the planet with a $50 limit and walked out with $3 to spare and these costumes: I also left with an Elmo cotton lined bucket, some stretchy slimy spiders, spiderweb stockings, 2 Airbender shirts for the boy (which he deemed "sweet!!!!!") and a super cute Tinkerbell bag where the handle is a bracelet. Tres cool according to the diva daughter.

The Girl? She likes to rub lotion on my feet. Well, anyone's feet really. It's very rare that you have to ask her to do it. You just act like you're about to do it and she's all over that. It feels awesome too. Except when she tickles. Then I have to make sure I don't kick her in the face. Who would rub my feet then?

The Girl sure knows how to get the Littlest Little to laugh. We were all belly laughing after a couple rounds.  Happy Monday!

Happy 10/10/10 Ya'll! I'm   a little   a lot a shit ton scared for junior high. I mean look at the pretend drama.  What the hell is the real deal like?  Hold me. Tighter people!  Tighter! That one up there? My favorite one of her, classic Girl pose around here. Hot air, that's what she's full of Bahahaha! Don't tell her I said that. She can do things. Scary things. Oh I kid. Maybe. Shhhhh.....

This picture is so awesome for many reasons. Allow me: 1. The ponies? They stayed in the. whole. time. 2. She's in footed jammies. In public =0) 3. This picture of her big sister is her favorite thing to take all over the house with her. Awww. or :::shiver::: depending on how you interpret the look on big sister's face. also? I am dropping out of the competition for Mother of the Year. I know I would have won, if not placed in the top three, with my diabolical plan . Alas, it will not be coming to fruition as a I cannot afford to purchase the required cds needed for all of the wristbands. Really sucks right? That it comes down to the almighty dollar or lack thereof. The silver lining (and Lord knows I try to find one of those!)....the kids never knew about it so they won't be any wiser. Still, it hurts when I see BTR on the tv and know that we were thisclose to seeing them live. I'm going to go cry now*. and tomorrow? Remind me to tell you about how I went from pus...

New phone coming soon and hopefully better phone pics - hahaha! Right. The baby loves watching the Boy play his DS and the Girl is watching the Twinkies with her Daddy.

Gimme My Two Dollars!!! She'll be out on the slopes waiting for John Cusack.