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Not all of the hair is gone but most of the big hair is. 60. Bombs Over Baghdad - Outkast I love when you can't understand most of the words in a song. Really though, I love just about anything by them. Andre 3k shares my birthday with me. Never sends me a card. Bastard. 59. Sister Christian - Night Ranger Ya know how everyone has that one song that reminds them of teenage love? Really takes you back to the days of carefree love and life? An anthem for their angst filled years? This isn't the song for me. I just love the drums. 58. Underneath Your Clothes - Shakira Love love love her voice. She's on the short list of women that are nice eye candy. And the moves? She and Plushenko should get together and hip it out. 57. Digital Getdown - N*SYNC I don't think it's any secret that my musical taste ranges from good to absolute and udder wtf was she thinking? status. I hear this and it reminds me of LaCrosse for some reason. I'm pretty sure I wanted JC and/or Ju...

80. 18 and Life - Skid Row I'm convinced that if we have another boy his name will be Sebastian. Did anyone watch Supergroup? Love him even more after he showed his emotions regarding his father passing. I cried along with him. Just stop the drinking Baz, you'll be ok. 79. We Are The Dinosaurs - Laurie Berkner Even if you don't have children, please for the love of all things holy, watch the video. I love the song more now because of the video but also because my neice and daughter sing it so cute. I'll have to put those videos up. 78. All That She Wants - Ace of Base I have no clue why I like it, I'm sure there will be more of these kinds of selections. Sorry. 77. Home Sweet Home - Motley Crue This one always makes me think of the sailors at the bowling alley in Great Lakes. I had so many crushes and my poor father had a heart attack with a couple of the guys I did date. Sorry Pops. 76. Rock Me - Great White Once Bitten was overplayed I think. This one always g...

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah tagged me today. Hopefully it won't take me 4hours to do this one. I promise I'll have more of the song list in the next couple days. (Just as I finished that sentence, my son started to pee on the couch, I had to wrestle him to the bathroom, praise his peeing in the chair, help him wash his hands, keep his sister from sticking her head in the toilet and her fingers in the fan THEN I had to open the video store for Mr. I Wanna Watch That And I Don't Want To Be Scared (whatever that means). He changed his mind about 7 times, I threatened to take them all away and he selected Snow White . Or as he calls it, "The Lady and The Apple Movie".) (I just typed THAT out and he's scared of the Lady and the Apple. I told him to wait for the dwarves cause dwarves are funny. [I mean that in a non offensive way] I had to stand in there and wait for whatever scary part it was to pass [the witch was talking to her mirror - terrifying I know] I passed t...

...to say, "What the frickin frack is she smoking over there? and why is she not sharing? " I am such a goofy goober. I can't possibly list 100 of my favorite songs. Putting them in order? Fuhgeddaboutit. I'm just gonna go balls to the walls and list the first 100 I can think of. I have no doubt whatsoever that I will look back on the list and go "What the shit is that on there for?". I'm sure I'll get tired of looking for videos for these as well or I'll get bored with artist videos and pick some weird shit. Also, I'm limiting myself to 3 songs by one artist. If I really like more than three, well, call the Pope cause a miracle has occured. That being said, in no particular order, numbers 81-100 of my top 100 songs. 100. Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing - Chris Issak This song makes me think naughty thoughts and my husband is ok with that. TMI I know, sorry. 99. Because The Night - Natalie Merchant One of the few songs that I feel confident I can s...

Flickr is down so no cute pics of the kidlets today and I have some doozies. Doh! Damnit I hate when my superior stupidity shows so glaringly!! I can post them right here in the blog . ::smacking self in head:: On with the show....... It was a Three Pony kinda day. One on top and two in the back. Why does that sound so bad when said outloud? Sigh. Daddy was trying to put a pillowcase on. Some little urchins were having none of that thank you very much. Note his shirt. Irony much? Also take note: Monkey Boy is wearing big boy underwear under the pull up. Peanut has a pull up on over her pants and diaper. She also sits on his potty chair fully clothed and wipes her ass with the KanDoo. On her pants. She may beat him to the "big underwear all the time" goal. West Siiiiiiiiiiiide representin'! Chocolate is in da hiz ouse! PS - I promise that I am working on my list. It's hard to put them in order of favorites and that's if I can even think of all of the songs. I...

From Les - 1: Which "era" was you? I hit the teen screams in the 80's, (oooh - the painted on denim, sparkly headbands on the forehead, tuxedo shirts and, yes, the Great BIG HAIR!!!) and I'm thinking it was you talked about your "embarassing heart-throb music", no...? I graduated in 91 but I'll always feel like an 80's kid. I had the tidal wave bangs, stirrup pants, Cabbage Patch Kids, LA Style Hairspray (I'm fairly certain my crowd of friends {of the male and female persuasion} contributed significantly to the ozone hole), Headbanger's Ball (with sucky Adam Curry who by the way apparantly created some Podcast program . So some VJs DO have a life after MTV. Who'da thunk it?), mad crush on Jani Lane and oh hell, I'll admit, all of the hairband "metal" groups. I was also into cruising the mall and actually buying something, watching DeGrasssi Jr. High but the old school version . Oh and 21 Jumpstreet ? I had posters of Johnn...

Dear Asshats and Dipshit Broads, The heat wave is over. Get the hell out of my store and my line. Thanks, Your Loverly Cashier Earlier this morning: Monkey Boy: Mommy, I have to go potty (doing the dance) Mommy: Ok, let's go to the bathroom (I'm now sitting on his potty chair and he's gracing the porcelien one with his pudgy tush. A crow caws in the yard next door - loudly) MB: What was that Mommy? M: A crow. They say caw caw (MB is doing his duty - I said duty. hehe and you can hear each load being released) MB: What was that Mommy? M: The crow again MB: The crow in my butt? M: Oh wait, if the noise came from there then no, it's your butt not a crow. MB: You don't want to see my poop Mommy. M: That is correct my son. MB: We get poop at the store? M: Uh, not my store. MB: Oh no Mommy, poop is berry berry tinky. I don't want to get it. M: Good choice little man, good choice. MB: I love you Mommy M: I love you too honey. Now hurry up and poop. My knees are killing...