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Oh the horror!



If there is a living soul out there who has ANYTHING by the Doodlebops in mp3 or video format, please be a dear and let me know. I made the horrendous mistake of locating a Doodlebop screensaver AND installing it. The child stands in front of the computer desk now and watches the pictures go by then FREAKS out when the power saver kicks in and turns the monitor off. For the love of God, someone save me. (Yes, I've done a search online and no, there's nothing out there right now. Supposedly a CD is coming out this month but no one seems to know what the hell I'm talking about when I call and ask about it)

Sophia has been trying to eat her left hand lately. She doesn't care much for the right one but by golly, that left one is gonna fit in her mouth and keep her happy. She gnaws on it and when it isn' t shushing her up, it's usually dripping drool on me (of course). Yeah. I share too much. Oh well.

My mother is coming tomorrow with my aunt. I have been telling Donovan all day, "Grandmommie is coming" and he yells, "Noooooooooo" really loud. I wouldn't take offense at it Mom. Want chocolate? Noooooooo! Want to go outside and play? Nooooooooooo! It's his answer to everything.

And he has quite the extensive Star Wars vocabulary now:
Star Wars - Are Wores
Chewbacca - Bacca
Wookie - Wookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Obi Won Kanobi - Obi Two
Yoda - Oda
Darth Vador - Dar Aye Are

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