There Should Be a 12 Step Program

I'm addicted to eBay and I've never won a bid on there. Sad huh? I found this awesome stroller, dual, new, in the box. These people just won't let little ole me get a damn stroller. I've gotten outbidded three times. Is outbidded a word? It is now. Then I found a printer, got outbid on that one. I think it's outbid. Not outbidded. Oh well. So now I'm waiting until the last minute to bid on the stroller I want. I'll show these people. All I want is a double stroller that's in great condition so that I can GET OUT OF THE HOUSE with the children. I am so tired of being cooped up here in the apartment. I mean Donovan gets crazy cause he can't run around like a 2 yr old should be able to. Throw us together day after day and you've got yourself a train wreck waiting to happen. Not a pleasant thought.

If I don't get this stroller on eBay, I'm just gonna go to the store and get it. Poooey on them.

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Anonymous said…

omg how many days in advance did you start bidding on that thing????? i don't have as much patience as you. i have to only bid on same day stuff. or like same HOUR stuff. then i'm not so disappointed. and yes, feel free to say outbidded. who cares.

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