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These were all heard on The Amazing Race: Family Edition last night. I had to pause the tape several times because I was laughing so hard.

Carissa,9, while riding through New York: Wow they use a lot of spray paint here.
Dad: Yes they do.
Carissa: Are they allowed to do that?"
Dad: I think they strongly discourage it.

The contestants had to find a hot dog stand and ask for a frank to get the next clue.

FatherInLaw Tony (traveling with 3 son-in-laws) is jogging to the car after getting the clue.

Hot Dog Man: He's gonna have a heart attack.

After one of the younger women gets her clue.....
Hot Dog Man: I'd like to be on her team.

Megan was in the Amish Buggy with one of her brothers and he dropped some serious ass on tv and clearly from her reaction it was pretty rank. Nice bro, nice.

There were a ton of others but I'm drawing a blank. I'm sure I'll have more.

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