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Laughs, Tears and Birthday Cake

I don't think I'm this brave. I KNOW my 3 yr old would've been the same way Dad Gone Mad's kids were.

Speaking of my 3 year old...........Happy Birthday Monkey Boy!! I got him a Piderman cake (that's how he says it) and after getting one picture of the cake undamaged, he ran his finger through the picture and proceeded to eat all the icing on the edges. He'll have blue fingers and hands forever now. Surprisingly, he fell asleep less than an hour later. Yay!

Some other blogs to check out where the hilarity ensues.........Enjoy

One can never, EVER, leave out Dooce. It's just simply not allowed. Go. Now. But please come back. Thanks.

BIYF and shopping fun. I used to work for a store that Best Buy owned for a short time and it's true, no exaggeration, there's a ton of shit you HAVE to offer to every single cotton pickin' customer. Eye eye eye. (I don't know how to spell it any other way!)

I couldn't pick just one entry for Suzanne's page so check the last week out. She is so freaking hilarious.

Someday, I'll update the sidebar links. There are a few people I'd like to add and hey, if you're reading this (thank you so much!) and want me to link you, let me know. Hope you all had a great holiday!!

P.S. I went to publish this and my internet apparantly didn't like it. I almost cried when I got shut out. I came back in and mercifully, I clicked recover post and POOF! here we are! In one piece. No need to retype. Thank you Internet Gods!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Hey, I'm glad I make somebody laugh :-)

Happy birthday to Monkey Boy. I'm glad he gets his very own Piderman cake and birthday celebration, even though it's so close to Christmas.

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