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And You Call Yourself A Mother?? Yipes!

I would have to agree 100% with this. It's appalling and I don't care who's taking photos of her child. PUT HIM IN THE CAR SEAT! I've been saying (since she announced she and dipshit were procreating) that I need to go back to school. I need to become a child psychologist, move out to California and wait for that poor child to come to me for help. I would make millions. MILLIONS I tell you!

I also have to comment on Meg Ryan. I like her a lot and I think she's a good person. HOWEVER. This makes me upset. Ok, not the fact that the nanny, or whoever that is, is holding the baby. It's that in EVERY picture I've seen of Ms. Ryan and the baby, she's not holding the baby that SHE adopted. Maybe she needs her hands free to take a call? Chase people away? Talk with her hands? (I have first hand experience with the gesturing. I am notoriously throwing my hands around as I talk. Did you like the unintended pun? You're welcome.) I just shake my head.

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Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said…
Can somebody please explain to me why she couldn't have had the guy in her passengers seat strap the baby in?
8:16 AM
Mama said…
that's what everyone in my house was practically screaming when they saw the photos. She's just a waste of my precious oxygen sometimes. Damn her.
9:10 AM
Anonymous said…
The pictures of Miss Ryan were taken within 10 seconds of eachother. A short walk from the restaurant to her car. She's not holding a phone; it's money to pay the valet.

You think you have the right to judge someone on the basis of 10 seconds? If so: that says a lot about you as a mother.
10:05 AM
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