A Dead Nazi, Duck Farts and Frog Snot

Here I thought the DL didn't have a good time to offer to me. We went "up north eh" to see the husband's grandparents. They hadn't seen Peanut in person yet. Of course they loved her and Monkey Boy. The husband and I went on a date Sat night. We were going to a movie but the selection in a small town is not so hot so we asked Gramma where some bars were. She sent us to Becker's Sports Grille. It was nice, had a couple beers, talked with the cool bartender chick, tried a new shot and had a blast with the husband. We'll have to go on dates more often.

Some drinks they had in the Drink Rolodex (ingredients and amounts vary bar to bar)

A Dead Nazi - Shot
1/2 oz Rumpleminze
1/2 oz Jagermeister

Duck Fart - Shot
1/2 oz Kahlua
1/2 oz Bailey's
1/2 oz whiskey cream such as Crown Royal

Frog Snot - Drink
3/4 shot Amaretto
3/4 shot Midori
3/4 shot Peach Schnapps
fill with pineapple juice

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