Decisions, Decisions. I'm Not Good At Them.

The Supernanny is holding auditions at the Mall Of America tomorrow and let me tell you: if we weren't going to the DL to see the great grandparents (who have yet to see Peanut in person) I would be down there right now to secure a spot at the front of the line. Then again, I wouldn't subject my inlaws to potential nation wide broadcast of the horrors that happen in their house with my son. Not fair to them. Plus side to living so close to the Twin Cities: if the boy is still like this when we get our own place, we know the show will be back. It's a huge market. TV shows like the Cities. We like them too. Seriously though, if I can't get the boy to buck up and be good, I'll find Jo Frost and pay her whatever she needs to help me, uh I mean him, out.

And....I was instructed this morning to turn the channel from the Wiggles back to Holly Hobbie. IMMEDIATELY!! I'll never figure this kid out.

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