To Protect The Innocent.....

Well, the innocent looking at least.

Monkey Boy shall from now on be known as Bam Bam since he looks just like him in hair and body depts. He also acts like him so there ya go.

Peanut is now known as Pebbles. She has red hair. She drives Bam Bam insane. It works for us.

You all are going to sleep better tonight now that you know this. I'm sure of it. If you don't, just stay away from caffeine and Ambien

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Les Becker said…

I just had one of those Fits of Stupidity (I dye my hair blonde to WARN people, you know). I read "BAM BAM" as "BARN BARN". "RN"s in certain fonts always look like "M"s to me, and vice versa. But I ended up in a loop, reading and re-reading just the first sentence, wondering who the heck "Barn Barn" was, or what it could mean before I finally noticed "Pebbles" and figured it out. (Canadian Mark had a similar Fit on Suzi's blog last summer, thinking she had somehow managed to pull a "small, wet DOG out of the drain, instead of a CLOG. See, I would have just wondered how she got her shoe stuck in the drain in the first place...
Anyway... I don't know if I can get used to calling MonkeyBoy "Bam Bam". "Barn Barn" is starting to grow on me, though... (Will he still say "Lah You" when he's Bam Bam?) Damn, I'm not going to sleep better... I'll still be laughing.

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DOODLEBOPS UNMASKED - ALL THREE

Please do not ask me to email photos out, I get entirely too many requests for them. These are the ones that I have at home, thanks to a couple of sources.

Customer Appreciation Day

Dear Crotchety Broad, While I love my job and think it's the easiest one in the world to have, I do not think dealing with your ass was easy. Here are some highlights from my fabulous time with you: When your cashier is ringing up your precious produce, putting the codes in (from memory thank you very much), don't start trash talking her. I didn't hear you ask if I needed help because, well, um, I was busy ringing your shit up. When I look up because I heard something , don't look at me and say, " HELLO??" all sarcastic and shit. I will squish your tomatos, avocados and bread. When I ask if you have coupons, that's generally a sign that I am not a mind reader, can't see in your purse and can't predict the future (contrary to what you may think dear customer). As a refresher, here's our coversation: Loverly Cashier: Did you have any coupons today ma'am? (and that ma'am part may or may not have been choked out of my throat) Crotchety Broa...

Um What?

Why does he feel the need to do this? He sleeps with his hand in his pull up. He pulls his penis out during the day to show me. Here I thought it went to Penis Playgroup. How did Peanut know, before even touching the icicle that it would be cool and warranted the face of pure happiness? Oh how she was distraught when it was taken away. I think she was really just pissed off because Monkey Boy took it and broke it into 12 pieces and that was the end of Fun With Sharp Frozen Things. *** I'm so irked at the whole T.O. thing in Dallas. I wish Jerry Jones would just stick his head further up his ass. *** When you stub your toe and the next day it looks like your 3yr old colored your foot with black, blue and purple markers, you probably broke it. *** It doesn't feel good when said 3yr old stomps on said foot during one of appx 14 meltdowns - this morning. *** Trying to rearrange a bedroom that 2 kids and an adult share while all those people are in there? Not such a good idea. *** ...

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