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A Mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the
window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs,
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby
airplanes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told
her son to ask the
flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the
stewardess. The flight attendant, who was very busy at the time, smiled
and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "yes
she did." "Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby
airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your
Mom explain that to you."

Comments

Les Becker said…
ROTFL! I only have the one - I must have learned that lesson well enough, I guess.
Anonymous said…
OMG! I love that.

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