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Say What?

A daily conversation in the bathroom:

Monkey Boy: Mommy? Are these my testicles?
Mommy: Yes they are
MB: Are there balls in them?
Mommy: Yes there are
MB: But I can't rip* my body and play with them can I?
Mommy: No, no you can't.


*in the Spiderman 3 trailer, Spidey rips the black spidey outfit off and Monkey Boy calls that ripping his body. He thinks he's Spiderman. Who am I to disagree?
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Jo said…
Ha ha! Kids say the darndest things. When my son was little and in the bathtub, he asked me what they were called. He caught me so off guard, all I could think of was "balls" but I didn't want to tell him that. I had to go ask my sister. She just gave me that big-sister look and reminded me that "they're called testicles."
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