Me: What about the name Quincy?
Captain: Jack Klugman RIGHTTHERE in my face everytime I say that name? No thanks.
Me: (laughing uncontrollably)
Captain: I'm serious, I can't let you do that.
Me: (trying to breathe and speak) What did Jack ever do to you?
Captain: I like Jack Klugman too but no, that name's not gonna fly.
Me: It's settled, Felix it shall be.
Captain: Jack Klugman RIGHTTHERE in my face everytime I say that name? No thanks.
Me: (laughing uncontrollably)
Captain: I'm serious, I can't let you do that.
Me: (trying to breathe and speak) What did Jack ever do to you?
Captain: I like Jack Klugman too but no, that name's not gonna fly.
Me: It's settled, Felix it shall be.
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Just not Jack Klugman apparantly