It's Never Too Early

Mommy is not a morning person, I think your father warned you about this one. Mommy does not like being woken up at 530 in the morning. Mommy doesn't like that you went to bed at 11 freaking o'clock last night. Mommy can't muster up any whoopdeedoo that Spongebob is on. Lay down and be quiet. Watch your show but just be quiet.

PLEASE!

Now your sister is awake. She's not happy. Mommy's not happy. Where the hell is your father and why isn't he awake. Lay down right now, both of you.

I SAID NOW!

Monkey Boy, go get me a "kool aid" out of the little fridge.

Thanks kiddo.

Comments

Les Becker said…

That'll teach to smash concrete, Trish...

8:22 PM

This, That and The Other

I can already tell that Thanksgiving and Christmas are going to suck ass even more than it normally would at my job. Last night, a guy was telling me how much he gave me, how much he was supposed to get back and THEN told me what order to give it back to him in. Um? Sir? I'm not a twit, ok, I am a twit, but I'm not an idiot. Ok, sometimes I can be. Like that time I moved up to Wisconsin in the middle of a blizzard from nice, warm Tucson, AZ for a dumb boy and we broke up less than two months later. Yeah that sucked but my point is: I've been in retail, just about every job one could have except store manager, for about oh, 19 years. I think I know what I'm doing when it comes to giving change back. Don't talk to me like I'm a 16 yr old kid who's working his first job and doesn't give a shit what kind of work ethic he has. I care about you as a customer but when you're a dick to me and pissing off everyone in my line so they are dicks to me ? Well,

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