Employee of the Month

I wasn't so happy with that movie but did I tell you that I'm EOTM? It's true. I can hear the manager's meeting now: Who's up for nominations? Really? Well crap alright then, give it to her. Aww shucks. Thanks. I spent my $50 gift card already on some good books that I hope to read before Christmas of 2009.

Around this same time, we got to dress up at work on Sat or Halloween Wed and since the boy and I had appoints, Wed was out. I dressed up Sat and told my husband I would be the only one in the afternoon/evening to dress up. I knew I should have laid money down on it too. Dammit. For 7 hours, I blessed my grocery store customers with this glorious sight:

Yes those are curlers in my hair and yes, I wore them all day and night. Good times my friends.

Comments

Les Becker said…

But... but... where's your BLANKET?!

9:02 PM

Mama said…

Dangit! I knew something was missing.

12:09 AM

Mandy said…

i just printed this... framed it... and hung it above my bed.

10:32 PM

Mama said…

I know I'm dead sexy, don't be jealous. You got the boobs, I gotta work with what I have.

11:02 PM

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