Thank you. No really. Thank you. To the dozen or so people that pointed out to me that I'm pregnant while I was at work. I am so glad you told me. I was wondering what was going on. The update has been noted.
To the other customers who have commented on how large I am for having twelve weeks left? I've got a newsflash for ya:
Pregnant Women Get Bigger
Please make a mental note of that will you? Thanks.
I don't mind when people comment on my having a baby on the way. Lord knows I talk enough about it myself. It's just that you don't have to proclaim the news to me as though I wasn't aware of it. Oh and to the lady who was clearly dismayed that this is my third child: I don't need to hear you say "Oh, it's your third? Not as exciting right?" Sheesh, thanks. I'll send you the therapist's bill for her teen years.
I love you, dear customers of mine. As my father says, "Engage thy brain before they mouth".
Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm done.
:::curtsy:::
To the other customers who have commented on how large I am for having twelve weeks left? I've got a newsflash for ya:
Pregnant Women Get Bigger
Please make a mental note of that will you? Thanks.
I don't mind when people comment on my having a baby on the way. Lord knows I talk enough about it myself. It's just that you don't have to proclaim the news to me as though I wasn't aware of it. Oh and to the lady who was clearly dismayed that this is my third child: I don't need to hear you say "Oh, it's your third? Not as exciting right?" Sheesh, thanks. I'll send you the therapist's bill for her teen years.
I love you, dear customers of mine. As my father says, "Engage thy brain before they mouth".
Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm done.
:::curtsy:::
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