THE GIRL'S WISHLIST
Hi Dad,
I know I'm the first choice for Mother Of Year/Daughter Of The Year since I am just now sending you the childrens' wish lists. I like to procrastinate wait patiently until I am ready. I've been like this for thirty some odd years though. Ahem, right so, here's the Dictator's list. She was very specific. Please try not to navigate from the particular characters listed. It could cause eternal damnation in my house. I could do without that right now. Let's at least wait until they are teenagers. Moving on........Item #1 -
This entertaining item is the Disney Princess Magical Jewels* game for the Nintendo DS gaming system. I could not find it on the Walmart website but Target has it for $19.99
Item #2 -
Here we have The Princess and The Frog Deluxe Bag from Mattel. It retails for $19.88 at Walmart and $16.99 at Target. Those prices seem a little ass backwards but that's what the websites say so that's what goes on here.
Item #3 -
Corrine from Barbie and the Three Musketeers. Please note, it's CORRINE. Not the others. I don't ask, she don't doesn't tell. $17.87 at Wallyworld and $19.00 at Tarjay
Item #4 -
A Disney Princess Blanket. This is the only item that you could have several choices of. She would prefer a blanket with multiple princesses but at this point in the ballgame, she'll take what she can get. I would imagine Wally and Tarjay have something like this.
Item #5 - LAST ITEM COVETED FOR THIS YEAR (until 6 minutes from now where I will miraculously have a teenage girl with raging PMS who never wanted a damn princess game and what the hell was the worst mother in the word - ooh! ME!- thinking? Ahem.)
Disney Princess Baby CinderellaThis is the prime example of one to NOT deviate from. I tried to get her to agree to the baby Ariel since they both have read hair. That was not met with the excitement I was hoping for. I instead saw a glimpse of my impending trauma in about ten years. It's looking awesome (insert copious amounts of sarcasm here please) This charming brat doll can be acquired this holiday season for only...... who knows how much. I don't know because the Wally and Target websites are both out and I'm too lazy to call the stores. Let's just say, I'm sure you could get it at either store.
So Dad and Mom, there ya go. The Dictator's wish list, photos and all. I hope this helps you out. You'll note that there are absolutely no irritating, loud, obnoxious, or damaging to the auditory system toys on the list. Please keep it this way. Thanks so much!!!
The boy's list is coming next. Please be patient (ha! that's funny, be patient since ya know, it took like 4 weeks for me to get the list to you. What? No? Not funny?)
Love and Hugs,
The Kid
*if those damn magical jewels will tell me where the hell the spellcheck is on the the new editor for blogspot that would be AWESOOOME!
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