No really, I want to know. Especially if you don't have children. Children that are driving you to the brink of insanity and then pulling you back to normalcy with the cuteness and apologies. If you're one of those people, please, do tell how awesomely fantastic your day has been. Mine? I've discovered the following:
* I bought diapers for the 1yr old the other night. Size 2. She wears 4.
* I clean like a motha when I'm pissed. I'd say the living room looks mighty damn organized right now.
* Kids don't like a yeller for a Mama.
* Mamas don't like being yellers to their kids.
* Mamas feel like the biggest load of shit when they ream their kids a new one.
* A horse fly just flew into the side of my head and damn, it kinda hurt.
* Good news, my rotator cuff isn't torn like the asshats from 13yrs ago told me.
* We still don't know what the hell is wrong with my shoulder though.
* Loving a 7 yr old w/ Aspergers has got to be one of the hardest effing things I've ever done.
* I think Jesus is on my side because I have't killed anyone.
* Yet.
* I bought diapers for the 1yr old the other night. Size 2. She wears 4.
* I clean like a motha when I'm pissed. I'd say the living room looks mighty damn organized right now.
* Kids don't like a yeller for a Mama.
* Mamas don't like being yellers to their kids.
* Mamas feel like the biggest load of shit when they ream their kids a new one.
* A horse fly just flew into the side of my head and damn, it kinda hurt.
* Good news, my rotator cuff isn't torn like the asshats from 13yrs ago told me.
* We still don't know what the hell is wrong with my shoulder though.
* Loving a 7 yr old w/ Aspergers has got to be one of the hardest effing things I've ever done.
* I think Jesus is on my side because I have't killed anyone.
* Yet.
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