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Showing posts from April, 2010

Happy Birthday

To my dear friend Mandy, I hope you have a BIG fabulous birthday! I'm going to bed now. No repeat of last year, I had a couple drinks this time people. They were delicious.

The end.
I'm phoning it in tonight people and it's a shorty.i'm one BIG mess of tired. Whatever's messing w/my immune system is kicking my ass. Fun, no?

We're Talking THIS Big

The theme for this month at NaBloPoMo is Big. I realize that today is April Fool's Day and I couldn't give two shits about that. Staying true to this month's theme:

Yesterday? One large, overflowing, pungent, BIG piece of shit.

No exaggeration people. BIG PIECE OF SHIT day. Wanna know why? Of course you do! How could you not with that enticing intro right? Here's how yesterday made it to that glorious state:

I got approximately 2 hours of sleep. Not in any consecutive form either. There's a teething baby. All sorts of awesome there. The boy got on the bus just fine. I was feeding the girls breakfast (my two girls and my 2 year old niece). The school called. You can see where this is going yes?

My seven year old boy was suspended. Again. For the third time. This time it's for three days. There goes the week. Worse? It's his last week at this school. He'll be starting his new school next week. I'll post more on that later.

I went to his school, had a panic…