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Thank you for all of the encouraging emails I've been getting. I'm almost ready to come back. I've been working on me lately and not liking some things. Trying to fix me is hard. Hell, dealing with me on a good day is difficult I'm sure. I'm going to my parents' place this weekend with Peanut so I should have some time there to post. Thanks again for the support everyone.

You Are An ISFJ The Nurturer You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal. A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways. In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music. You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for. You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist. What's Your Personality Type?

I know I haven't posted in awhile, things have been super shitastic around here and that's the nicest, cleanest word I could come up with. Really. Since this is the only thing that made me laugh in 3 days, enjoy. I KNOW some of you thought what I thought. Don't lie. Hopefully, I'll be back to my "normal" soon.

40. I Will Remember You - Sarah McLachlan This song, wow, it means so much to me everytime I hear it. I don't think I can tell you how much it affects me. 39. Brass Monkey - The Beastie Boys Love the horns. Love 'em! 38. Head Like A Hole - Nine Inch Nails I used to sing this really loud when I had headphones on and yeah, that's not a good idea sometimes. 37. Poison - Bell Biv Devoe Don't ask and I won't tell 36. Firestarter - Prodigy The man scares the shit out of me but he gets me moving 35. Butterfly Kisses - Bob Carlisle One of the most overplayed songs ever and yet it was my Daddy/Daughter song at the wedding 34. It's Tricky - Run DMC All time fave from the Rev and crew. Walk This Way was good but I dig this one 33. Everybody Hurts - REM This is probably the only song I like from them and I'll probably get hate mail for not "appreciating their contribution to the alternative music scene" and for not liking any of their other shit. 32. B...

To the man who looks like he could be Wesley Snipes not so attractive brother, When you're buying the KY for you and the lady, try not to look so damn excited at the register. I'm sure you would get laid a lot more and perhaps not need the KY if you didn't treat her like crap. Also, not that I want to sleep with you (pause whilst I shudder in horror) you don't need to treat me like crapola either. Still shuddering, Your Loverly Cashier ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To all the people who shop after they've unloaded their carts onto the belt, Yes you dumbass. I'm talking to you. And you and even you. Once you've heaped your 89 items on the belt, you're done. I'd like to tell you, "No, you can't go get one bag of chips." because the last time I said that, I didn't see the girl again for five minutes. FIVE. Cinco. Oh, you thought you would grab a couple more things on the way back? Sure no proble...