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8/30/10

Welcome home new fishies. Judging from the screeches of sheer and utter delight? I think you shall be loved. Be warned though, there will be identity crisis' as the children keep changing your names. I won't tell them that you won't answer to anything at all. Mr Orange? You have sadly become the adopted aquatic son of a boy with Bieber Fever. Sorry 'bout that. I tried. And tonight? He got the Bieber boy's phone number off a YouTube video. I don't know about this but he's insistent that it belongs to your namesake. Oh yes, he named you Justin Bieber (insert last name). You were Justin "Brock" (insert last name) for all of 20 minutes. Then is changed to just Brock. Alas, you now have the full Bieber moniker. Again, sorry.

Cutie little orange face? Your name is Barbie.

It'll change tomorrow. Don't get excited.

Anywhoooo...............welcome.

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