Happy Birthday To Me

I thought I wouldn't be happy about this birthday but I kind of am. I don't know why. 32 is such an odd number. Not a big one like 21 or 40 but I don't know, I like it. My mom's birthday is tomorrow. She'll be 58. My mother in law just turned 50. Kirk's birthday is coming up next month as is our anniversary and Father's Day. Boy, I should own stock in Hallmark by now.

I tried to get Donovan to lay down for a nap today and he was yelling no no no even though he was yawning. I asked him what was wrong. I just about fell off the couch because he actually told me. He said, "Eat. Hungry. Pea Butter. Jelly." I was very impressed. He's never put more than 2 words together. So off we went to make sammiches. He really likes them and ate 'em up quick. As soon as Jay Jay the Jetplane comes on, he knows to lay down. That's nap time.

10 minutes and counting till Jay Jay so I'm out.

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