Off to Boot Camp For a Shocking Time

My son's summer hairdo. No more sweaty itchy hair when he wakes up from a nap. If he's not going to let me mohawk him then he shall have no hair at all. Thank god this time he doesn't look like he just got done with 6 months of chemo.

At the farm today, Donovan was introduced to electric fences. After getting the milk loaded in the car, he and Kirk go see the animals. He loves the cows and loves to feed the baby ones. Well today he wanted to feed the big cow. He walked up to the fence with no fear of the animal and put his hand through. Zap! He shivered then held his armpit, looked at his dad and just stated, "Owie". That was it. Now before anyone thinks he was in grave danger, Kirk had touched the fence a couple times before this trip to see if it was wired and it's not a huge shock. More of a static shock, maybe a touch more. I don't know that Donovan will go feed the big cows anymore.

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