There Are Some Things In This World That ALMOST Make Me Speechless

USE CAUTION AHEAD! IF YOU JUST ATE, PLEASE RETURN WHEN YOUR FOOD HAS SETTLED!! IF YOU WORK IN A PLACE WHERE A LOUD OUTBURST OF "OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??" IS FROWNED UPON, WAIT TIL YOU GET HOME TO LOOK BELOW! I"M SERIOUS FOLKS.

It's shocking, but true. Some things make me stop, try and think of something, then just stand/sit/lay there in absolute and complete shock, awe and silence. Save for the gagging, that's what happened when I saw this:

This dog, drum roll please, won the ugliest dog contest in San Diego (I think it was there). I believe the photo is from the AP so THANK YOU (no copyright police please). My son saw the photo, looked at me and yelled YUCK! GROSS!. Smart kid. My husband said, "God in Heaven, that's disgusting". Linds said they shouldn't have these contests cause look what comes out of the woodwork. Poor dog looks like he's gnawing on his paw and ready to rip a hand off if it were to smell the slightest like a Krispy Kreme.

Comments

Unknown said…

it looks like one of the skekskis. ish.

9:06 PM

Anonymous said…

Trish u can email this to Ohana614@msn.com ok I really want to see the doodlebops without costume and how did u get them its like impossible for me i just think Moe doodlebop is sooooooooo sexy sounds weird huh well i just think so

11:07 AM

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