Several Reasons Not To Blog At This Time

the first of which.........

I've had many many beers and a couple 3, 4 shots. Give or take.

Random thoughts:

I can't wait for Sarah and Eric to have babies, they will be so happy

2 for 1 Rails and Tap Domestics can be dangerous. Very.

I love the girls that I work with.

If I was playing for the other team I would be ALL OVER her.

See, I really shouldn't drink and blog.

Let that be fair warning to ya'll

Amen

P.S. If I were to have left all the typos in, this would be a much MUCH longer post, but no, I took them all out. Every last one of them. If you think you see one, put down your drink, or share with me. Thanks.

P.P.S. I'll have photos uploaded tomorrow. ooh no typos on that one, good job trish.

Comments

Anonymous said…

Oooohh.... I'm glad I don't have the guts to post when I'm drunk.

I have some "interesting" drafts started, though...

9:17 PM

Anonymous said…

So, where ARE you, now?

8:58 PM

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