Public Service Announcement

Passed along by my friend Kelly:

This may be helpful for everyone, but especially men. In light of the holiday season, and my upcomming birthday, I would like to post this small PSA.

What girls like... things that sparkle, things that are pretty, things that are soft, things that smell good, things that make them feel good, things that make them look good. not fight club dvds, good movie, but totally inappropriate birthday gift for a girl. a vaccuum? not for christmas. chocolate covered cherries? sure, maybe if the girl in question likes chocolate covered cherries, but not for me, thanks! and please for the love of all things sacred, remove the freeking price tags. i have no problem with value shopping. i do a lot of it. but no one needs to know that their gift was on sale for 7.99. just thought i would pass on this useful info to all.

Just an FYI boys.....

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