And The Results Are In....

She's still as cute as humanly possible. Yes, despite her best efforts to ruin her 1 year photos, Peanut's session turned out well. She also decided she wasn't going to smile just because we told her to. The guys were so patient with her, bless their hearts. Guys. I've never had a guy take any of the kids' photos. It was refreshing. They were all easy on the eyes too but I digress. It was good to see an all male studio (at least today they were all male, the girls must have asked for the day off).

We tried noises.

The bunny (the results of which made all of us crack up).

Nothing seemed to be working.

Then Mama busted out the cell phone and all was good in the world.

Comments

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said…

You've GOT to love the cell phone scam. It works like a charm.

10:19 AM

Anonymous said…

I'm bringing several phones when we go in a a few weeks.

1:11 PM

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