We Have a Code 415c By a 5150

That's right, we have a disturbance w/ children involved by a mental case. The mental case here would be, shocker!, Monkey Boy.

Monkey Boy did cause OBS PI* to the Peanut. Offenses are:
Code 273 - Assault on a person
Code 594 - Malicious mischief
Code 22350 - Speeding combined with....
Code 20002a - Misdemeanor hit and run

The hit and run is not a felony as the Peanut was able to get up and run away from the offender. She was not happy and was more than willing to share her displeasure with anyone in a 5 mile radius. He was almost charged with a Code 647d (loitering in a restroom) but he actually peed in the potty chair this time instead of parking his ass there for a 1/2 hour.

* Observed physical injury

I fully expect to see Det. Green at my house any moment to question Monkey Boy. Hopefully Mr. McCoy will go easy on the boy even though he has had several prior offenses. Maybe take his age and mental status into account?

We are adjourned for a snack.

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