Idol Thoughts....No, Not The Show

Though I do have some thoughts on that now that I think about it.

I am loving Ace and I don't think he's gay

My gaydar could be broken too

Kevin, damn that kid grew on me

As much as I love that my son is potty training, I am really not liking the "I have to go potty mama" at 2am and then screaming at me for 1/2 an hour because he won't put a PullUp on

I am thrilled that he poops on the potty even though he pees in his underwear. Most kids are terrified to poop anywhere but their pants

I can't wait for next week. The husband got me the Express Retreat at Spalon

I miss my friend Georgia and her son more than I could ever properly express

I miss all of my friends and their kids

Some days I really don't like Minnesota

Today is one of them

For whatever reason, I've been listening to the song Sullivan over and over today. It's about the Sullivan brothers from Iowa. It's done by Caroline's Spine off the Maroon album. Check 'em out

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Anonymous said…

we miss you too.

4:14 PM

DOODLEBOPS UNMASKED - ALL THREE

Please do not ask me to email photos out, I get entirely too many requests for them. These are the ones that I have at home, thanks to a couple of sources.

Customer Appreciation Day

Dear Crotchety Broad, While I love my job and think it's the easiest one in the world to have, I do not think dealing with your ass was easy. Here are some highlights from my fabulous time with you: When your cashier is ringing up your precious produce, putting the codes in (from memory thank you very much), don't start trash talking her. I didn't hear you ask if I needed help because, well, um, I was busy ringing your shit up. When I look up because I heard something , don't look at me and say, " HELLO??" all sarcastic and shit. I will squish your tomatos, avocados and bread. When I ask if you have coupons, that's generally a sign that I am not a mind reader, can't see in your purse and can't predict the future (contrary to what you may think dear customer). As a refresher, here's our coversation: Loverly Cashier: Did you have any coupons today ma'am? (and that ma'am part may or may not have been choked out of my throat) Crotchety Broa...

She Was Heartbroken

After reading about Kim and Reggie breaking up, the Monkey had a moment of silence to reflect on the love that is no longer there. And then she ate part of the page. Fiber! She needs fiber ya know! She wasn't as into the Saved By The Bell article like her favorite Auntie was (ahem) but she did kiss Zack Morris. No lie. Puckered right on up and layed one on him. He hasn't been the same since.

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