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Is It Wrong...

.....that I left Peanut sleeping in the highchair for 15-20 minutes while cleaning the kitchen?

....that after Monkey Boy and his cousin ate their pizza (and a lot of it) that I let them finish a half a bag of gummie bears?

....that I let him watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl over and over again just for some silence in the house?

....that I want to sell every last toy that makes noise in this house?

...that I am so excited about this and when I think of who could be in there I get giddy and yappy about all the possibilities? It's sad.

....that I didn't do anything when Naya kicked Monkey Boy in the face for yanking on her foot?

That's all I've got.

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Anonymous said…
*waiving the incense holder and murmuring in latin...* Mommy must doith what mommy must doith...how else does the job get done? Bless you my child for having the resources to deal and the wisdom to cut corners* Amen. now go sing Hard Rock Halelujah!
3:22 AM
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said…
Only the "Big Brother" thing. The rest of the list is perfectly acceptable.
11:34 AM
graymama said…
Nice to know I am not the only one asking these motherhood questions and watching Big Brother :-)
5:29 PM
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