Me! Me! Ooh ooh! It's me!

and the question is.....

Who had the shittiest Mother's Day ever? Even worse than the very first one she ever had when her brother in law said mother's don't deserve a special day, it's all about money?

Oh yes people, that would be moi. Thank you, thank you very much.

Comments

Anonymous said…

Ouch!
Well on the bright side of life, you have 364 more days to brace yourself for the onslaught of shit that is manifest destined to come your way! cheer up...at least your people REMEMBERED it was ´M's D!

3:51 AM

Les Becker said…

I'm almost afraid to ask what happened....

Almost.

7:21 AM

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said…

Two years ago on Mother's Day I was in my fifth week of hospital bedrest.

That probably didn't make you feel any better, did it?

8:11 AM

Anonymous said…

I didn't have a crappy mother's day...but there certainly wasn't anything special about it. Oh, wait. I got to pick out what we ate. Hooray. What a gesture.

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