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The kids and I are sick. We all have appts today plus grocery shopping and packing for the Iowa trip. Insanity will ensue I'm sure. On a side note, the new job (doing the old job) is going well. Everything started comng back to me quickly and the only downside has been my back hurting even more. Most of my customers have been really nice.

My appt is first so I best get the kids ready for the store before I leave. The husband has a really hard time dressing Peanut as she likes to think she's a pig in a mud pit. She wriggles out of her shorts or whatever we're trying to put on her. It's really funny. To me at least. Not so much for the husband but he needs to go through it so he can appreciate my struggles every morning getting her dressed. If they weren't sick, I would let them run around in diapers.

I'm pooped just from typing that. Yipes.

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