My gift to you all really but since she's saying Amanda's name, more so for her. I'm sorry she called you Mandy. I know how you hate that so.
Dear Crotchety Broad, While I love my job and think it's the easiest one in the world to have, I do not think dealing with your ass was easy. Here are some highlights from my fabulous time with you: When your cashier is ringing up your precious produce, putting the codes in (from memory thank you very much), don't start trash talking her. I didn't hear you ask if I needed help because, well, um, I was busy ringing your shit up. When I look up because I heard something , don't look at me and say, " HELLO??" all sarcastic and shit. I will squish your tomatos, avocados and bread. When I ask if you have coupons, that's generally a sign that I am not a mind reader, can't see in your purse and can't predict the future (contrary to what you may think dear customer). As a refresher, here's our coversation: Loverly Cashier: Did you have any coupons today ma'am? (and that ma'am part may or may not have been choked out of my throat) Crotchety Broa...
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I'm enjoying all your funniness.
And about rosie (it's down in one of your posts.) I LOVED her. I loved her show. and now, she's a bitter, man-hating lesbian. Nothing wrong with being bitter. Nothign wrong with man-hating. Nothing wrong with the lesbian thing. Just, well, it's not an attractive package. LOL