I'm Self Depricating All The Time

If anyone can make fun of me, it's me. At the risk of people laughing at me, I am hoping all of you enjoy our rainy day afternoon fun. And believe me, I'm laughing with you even though you're laughing at me.

Now excuse me while I go change my underwear and the boy's underwear 'cause we have been laughing so hard, I think we peed ourselves. We are sharing people if nothing else.

Side Note: He looked at me just now and asked me to get his hand out. It was in his underwear cupping his right butt cheek.

Comments

Anonymous said…

Nope. Laughing WITH you.

9:59 AM

Les Becker said…

The best thing about Mommyhood is being allowed to be a kid all over again. Most definitely laughing with you, too, Trish!

12:55 PM

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