Say What? Pardon The Dust Sirs And Ma'ams

Have I ever mentioned that migraines are evil? They suck all the life out of me and makes for an ugly me. I don't like that. My kids and husband don't like that. I finally am feeling some relief today. I work every weekend so it can't be because it's Friday. Maybe my brain is letting me get excited about going to LaCrosse in a couple weeks. Yeah, that's it.

I love my kids so much but I am so excited about a weekend away from them. I should say away from the noise. The shreiking, screeching, yelling, screaming, timeouts, you get my drift yes? I'm planning to finish up a couple projects whilst I'm there. Georgia needs to practice on my head for her testing. She has one test in April and her boards in June. I'm very excited for her. It's going to be a good weekend. Three weeks and counting.

Old news, Anna Nicole died. Another trainwreck that I couldn't help but watch. I want to take her daughter out of the mess she's in right now. She's gonna be so screwed up no matter who gets her.

I really want to change up my page some. Anyone have any ideas? I'm never happy with things for a long period of time. I get bored easily. I just want something different. Gah.

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Please do not ask me to email photos out, I get entirely too many requests for them. These are the ones that I have at home, thanks to a couple of sources.

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Dear Crotchety Broad, While I love my job and think it's the easiest one in the world to have, I do not think dealing with your ass was easy. Here are some highlights from my fabulous time with you: When your cashier is ringing up your precious produce, putting the codes in (from memory thank you very much), don't start trash talking her. I didn't hear you ask if I needed help because, well, um, I was busy ringing your shit up. When I look up because I heard something , don't look at me and say, " HELLO??" all sarcastic and shit. I will squish your tomatos, avocados and bread. When I ask if you have coupons, that's generally a sign that I am not a mind reader, can't see in your purse and can't predict the future (contrary to what you may think dear customer). As a refresher, here's our coversation: Loverly Cashier: Did you have any coupons today ma'am? (and that ma'am part may or may not have been choked out of my throat) Crotchety Broa...

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