Funniest thing ever (thanks to SATGS for hipping us to it)
I was bored and saw this on Kemp's page so yeah, here we go:
1)Go to Wikipedia: and I'm done with that
2) In the search box, type your birth month and day but not the year. This one seems easy enough
3) List five events that happened on your birthday:
First: 1703 - Tsar Peter the Great founds the city of Saint Petersburg.
Second: 1895 - Oscar Wilde is sent to prison for sodomy. (Um wow, that's a hell of a useless fact that will now forever be burned into my brain matter. Thanks)
Third: 1937 - In California, the Golden Gate Bridge opens to pedestrian traffic, creating a vital link between San Francisco and Marin County.
Fourth: 1939 - DC Comics publishes its second superhero in Detective Comics #27; he is Batman, one of the most topical comic book superheroes of all time (my husband would file for divorce if I didn't include this one. It's Batman for God's sake)
Five: 1995 - In Culpeper, Virginia, actor Christopher Reeve is paralyzed from the neck down after falling from his horse in a riding competition.
A lot of sad/bad shit happened on my birthday in years gone by. Bring on the goodness!
4) List five important birthdays and one death.
1601 - Antoine Daniel, Jesuit missionary and martyr \
1837 - Wild Bill Hickok, American gunfighter 1911 - Vincent Price, American actor (I get creeped out when I see him in a movie even though I've seen him in interviews and he was funny as all get out)
1964 - Adam Carolla, American comedian and radio and television personality
1971 - Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes (and 1975 - Andre 3000 and Jadakiss)
Death – 2000 - Charles M. Schulz Creator of the comic strip Peanuts (Since he's a Twin City native, I gotta have him and really, who doesn't like Peanuts?)
5) One holiday or observance (if any)
Children's Day in Nigeria
6) Tag 5 other bloggers to complete.
Since I "borrowed" this from Kemp and I'd like to take this opportunity to borrow his answer as well......."No use since no one listens tome tags. If you want to do it, do it. If you don’t want to do it, don’t…"
I have this voicemail that I want to share with all of the internet but alas, I don't know how to get the audio on here. It wouldn't be the same if I transcribed it. Help me. Please.
My son likes poop and my daughter hasn't pooped in 2 days. Good times my internet friends, good times.
I was bored and saw this on Kemp's page so yeah, here we go:
1)Go to Wikipedia: and I'm done with that
2) In the search box, type your birth month and day but not the year. This one seems easy enough
3) List five events that happened on your birthday:
First: 1703 - Tsar Peter the Great founds the city of Saint Petersburg.
Second: 1895 - Oscar Wilde is sent to prison for sodomy. (Um wow, that's a hell of a useless fact that will now forever be burned into my brain matter. Thanks)
Third: 1937 - In California, the Golden Gate Bridge opens to pedestrian traffic, creating a vital link between San Francisco and Marin County.
Fourth: 1939 - DC Comics publishes its second superhero in Detective Comics #27; he is Batman, one of the most topical comic book superheroes of all time (my husband would file for divorce if I didn't include this one. It's Batman for God's sake)
Five: 1995 - In Culpeper, Virginia, actor Christopher Reeve is paralyzed from the neck down after falling from his horse in a riding competition.
A lot of sad/bad shit happened on my birthday in years gone by. Bring on the goodness!
4) List five important birthdays and one death.
1601 - Antoine Daniel, Jesuit missionary and martyr \
1837 - Wild Bill Hickok, American gunfighter 1911 - Vincent Price, American actor (I get creeped out when I see him in a movie even though I've seen him in interviews and he was funny as all get out)
1964 - Adam Carolla, American comedian and radio and television personality
1971 - Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes (and 1975 - Andre 3000 and Jadakiss)
Death – 2000 - Charles M. Schulz Creator of the comic strip Peanuts (Since he's a Twin City native, I gotta have him and really, who doesn't like Peanuts?)
5) One holiday or observance (if any)
Children's Day in Nigeria
6) Tag 5 other bloggers to complete.
Since I "borrowed" this from Kemp and I'd like to take this opportunity to borrow his answer as well......."No use since no one listens to
I have this voicemail that I want to share with all of the internet but alas, I don't know how to get the audio on here. It wouldn't be the same if I transcribed it. Help me. Please.
My son likes poop and my daughter hasn't pooped in 2 days. Good times my internet friends, good times.
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