It's Never Too Early

Mommy is not a morning person, I think your father warned you about this one. Mommy does not like being woken up at 530 in the morning. Mommy doesn't like that you went to bed at 11 freaking o'clock last night. Mommy can't muster up any whoopdeedoo that Spongebob is on. Lay down and be quiet. Watch your show but just be quiet.

PLEASE!

Now your sister is awake. She's not happy. Mommy's not happy. Where the hell is your father and why isn't he awake. Lay down right now, both of you.

I SAID NOW!

Monkey Boy, go get me a "kool aid" out of the little fridge.

Thanks kiddo.

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Les Becker said…

That'll teach to smash concrete, Trish...

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