This float was designed to show people how drinking and driving is dangerous. DUI's will get your tushy in jail. The area we were in had problems before with people on the reservation nearby stealing cars, getting drunk, taking the car back to the reservation and torching the thing. The irony of the "prisoners" being from the reservation was not lost on any of us. In some ways I think it shows how small towns are. They show you, in subtle ways, how some people feel about things. I may be way off base about that (and probably am) but really, I think it's funny they chose to do the float. I'm also an ass though too so if you don't think it's funny, tough patooties.
His feet don't come near the ground when he stops. I like to call him Daniel Cook.
He came up to me out of nowhere and declared he had an injury. Alrighty then Mr. Serious Face who's committed to the part of invalid.