Where In The World Is Everyone?

Wait, that's not right. I'm the one that's missing. I tell myself everyday, "Self, you really need to blog. It's been a few weeks. Your 4 readers may begin to wonder where you've been. They may not. Never the less, you must blog. You're holding too much in. There's some stuff in there that needs to come out. Tell them about the British Lady and the "no fly list". Gosh Josh's birthday and your 11 drinks. Transformers and your crazies. So many things bouncing off the walls in your head. BLOG WOMAN!"

Well here I am blogging. Apologizing for my lapse in posting. I got nothing when it comes to excuses. My kids? Same old boring excuse. Work? Psh, nah.

I'm lazy.

There. I've said it. Don't hate me.

We're going camping this weekend. With the kids. Should be ~~scary~~ ~~interesting~~ fun. Have I learned nothing from The Dad? I'm a glutton for punishment I suppose.

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Please do not ask me to email photos out, I get entirely too many requests for them. These are the ones that I have at home, thanks to a couple of sources.

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Dear Crotchety Broad, While I love my job and think it's the easiest one in the world to have, I do not think dealing with your ass was easy. Here are some highlights from my fabulous time with you: When your cashier is ringing up your precious produce, putting the codes in (from memory thank you very much), don't start trash talking her. I didn't hear you ask if I needed help because, well, um, I was busy ringing your shit up. When I look up because I heard something , don't look at me and say, " HELLO??" all sarcastic and shit. I will squish your tomatos, avocados and bread. When I ask if you have coupons, that's generally a sign that I am not a mind reader, can't see in your purse and can't predict the future (contrary to what you may think dear customer). As a refresher, here's our coversation: Loverly Cashier: Did you have any coupons today ma'am? (and that ma'am part may or may not have been choked out of my throat) Crotchety Broa...

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