Employee of the Month

I wasn't so happy with that movie but did I tell you that I'm EOTM? It's true. I can hear the manager's meeting now: Who's up for nominations? Really? Well crap alright then, give it to her. Aww shucks. Thanks. I spent my $50 gift card already on some good books that I hope to read before Christmas of 2009.

Around this same time, we got to dress up at work on Sat or Halloween Wed and since the boy and I had appoints, Wed was out. I dressed up Sat and told my husband I would be the only one in the afternoon/evening to dress up. I knew I should have laid money down on it too. Dammit. For 7 hours, I blessed my grocery store customers with this glorious sight:

Yes those are curlers in my hair and yes, I wore them all day and night. Good times my friends.

Comments

Les Becker said…

But... but... where's your BLANKET?!

9:02 PM

Mama said…

Dangit! I knew something was missing.

12:09 AM

Mandy said…

i just printed this... framed it... and hung it above my bed.

10:32 PM

Mama said…

I know I'm dead sexy, don't be jealous. You got the boobs, I gotta work with what I have.

11:02 PM

This, That and The Other

I can already tell that Thanksgiving and Christmas are going to suck ass even more than it normally would at my job. Last night, a guy was telling me how much he gave me, how much he was supposed to get back and THEN told me what order to give it back to him in. Um? Sir? I'm not a twit, ok, I am a twit, but I'm not an idiot. Ok, sometimes I can be. Like that time I moved up to Wisconsin in the middle of a blizzard from nice, warm Tucson, AZ for a dumb boy and we broke up less than two months later. Yeah that sucked but my point is: I've been in retail, just about every job one could have except store manager, for about oh, 19 years. I think I know what I'm doing when it comes to giving change back. Don't talk to me like I'm a 16 yr old kid who's working his first job and doesn't give a shit what kind of work ethic he has. I care about you as a customer but when you're a dick to me and pissing off everyone in my line so they are dicks to me ? Well, ...

I Can't Wait

I know of no one who agrees with me that Jason Mewes is hot. This is a bad example and this is definately NOT hot. That's ok though. I remember the good, forget the bad. I make no excuses for my taste*. For fans of Clerks , Chasing Amy , Dogma , Jay and Silent Bob , etc , check it out: P.S. I've been working 'til 11 or midnight most nights so I'm pooped. I'll blog more. I promise. Was I missed though? * Or lack thereof to some people

Um What?

Why does he feel the need to do this? He sleeps with his hand in his pull up. He pulls his penis out during the day to show me. Here I thought it went to Penis Playgroup. How did Peanut know, before even touching the icicle that it would be cool and warranted the face of pure happiness? Oh how she was distraught when it was taken away. I think she was really just pissed off because Monkey Boy took it and broke it into 12 pieces and that was the end of Fun With Sharp Frozen Things. *** I'm so irked at the whole T.O. thing in Dallas. I wish Jerry Jones would just stick his head further up his ass. *** When you stub your toe and the next day it looks like your 3yr old colored your foot with black, blue and purple markers, you probably broke it. *** It doesn't feel good when said 3yr old stomps on said foot during one of appx 14 meltdowns - this morning. *** Trying to rearrange a bedroom that 2 kids and an adult share while all those people are in there? Not such a good idea. *** ...

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