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Is It All Over Now?

Can we please stop hearing about Christmas and Santa in our house? That would be awesome. No more Jingle Bells, Mermaid Man smells, Barnacle Boy shat an egg.

Yeah, shat an egg. He meant shot an egg but I rather like shat.

Thanks to Fluffy and the MoonSand gift, I now have a love/hate relationship with it. The boy asks to play with it every 3 minutes - I hate that. Alternately, he will stop whatever naughty behaviour he's doing when I let him know it's going in the garbage - I love that.

Just 349 days left to do it all over again. If that math is wrong, blame it on bad public education in Chicago. Ha! I kid.

Not really. I failed math twice.
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Anonymous said…
Great what gift are you going to give Gwen to get me back for Moon Sand.....I am afraid lol.
8:10 PM
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