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We're Still Alive

I'm currently sitting at G's computer because I am that much of an addict. I remember coming over to her house years ago and going online until she kicked me off the computer. This was back in the day when I was on AOL and paid by the hour. That was an expensive addiction. I liken it to crack. Still do.

I'm going soon to get my hair done good. I don't know why I talk like a backwoods redneck when I talk about my hair but I do. Oh well.

The boy is so happy to be playing Wii with Zach and bless Zach's heart. He's being so patient with him. Yet another reason why I love that kid.

I'm getting nervous about my hair being cut so I must go find something to do. Aaaagggghhh!!
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Les Becker said…
You WILL post a pic of the new 'do, right?
12:04 AM
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