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Help, I Need Somebody, Help, Not Just Anybody, Heeeeeelp!

So yeah, there's a lot of crap on that side of the page ya know? ~~~~~>

I want to make this three columns wide. Two smalls on the sides and one large for my useless words and thoughts. I need to move some of that crap somewhere else and I'd rather the somewhere else not be the garbage.

I'm still in Blogger. I have no clue how to go about getting my own domain name, what is a good cost, who to trust. So please, help a bloggin' sister out. Any helpful advice, tips, paths in the right direction would be AWESOME!

I don't mind paying someone to hook me up. I would like to note however, I don't have one of those magical money trees. Thanks folks. I heart you all.*

*except you people who come here for the Doodlebops sans makeup. I mean I like that I have "a lot"** of traffic but it's really rather depressing when 70% of it is from that alone. Christ, what else is out there to boost the traffic? Johnny does the Sprites and there is video?

**and by a lot I mean 20 a day if I'm lucky.

Comments

Steph said…
Those doodlebops sure were a quick phase it seems, probably lasted forever for you!
Steph said…
I realized I have only been reading your blog since 07', so I decided to go back in time, and read from the begining, yeah I have laundry to fold, and a crap load of dishes, who cares. Well I found this in a post, and it made me laugh, how you must regret writing it ;) "On a freaky note.....There's a new show on Disney imported from Canada called The Doodlebops It's been on for a couple weeks now and I have to tell you, I am loving them."
Steph said…
Ok SORRY, last post, I swear! (maybe) but seriously you obviously need to post more about the doodlebops if you want more Comments, June 9, 2005, 18 comments all about the damn doodlebops guy with out his make up!! OMG.
Steph said…
Ah sh*t! I forgot to add how many of those baby pics of Phia look like Gwen!!!!
Steph said…
I am a comment whore!!! But I had to say I love your hair from the April 2006 post (can't remember the exact date now). Ok I am caught up on your blog, now I can sleep.

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