Can One Overdose On Carbs?

I'm pretty sure one can. Here's what I've had to eat today:

2 eggs and 4 pieces of bread

a double cheeseburger and fries from Burger King

the equivilant of 4 small bowls of popcorn

an asian beetle

a whole pint of Dulce de Leche w/Caramel ice cream

Yeah, I don't feel so good and I have to get up at 7 for work. Blah.

Comments

♥.Trish.♥ Drumboys said…

oh my I had days like that when pregnant.
Go easy on yourself ... hope you don't get too much indigestion.

11:27 PM

Anonymous said…

a beetle?

3:52 PM

Mama said…

finally someone noticed that. Yes indeed, I ate an asian beetle. Dude it looked just like a popcorn kernal on my sleeve. Let's just say I was done eating popcorn for a long time. Blech.

8:53 PM

Very Mary said…

I'm not sure that beetles count as carbs. They're protein, right?

10:14 PM

Victoria said…

seriously? you ate a beetle? Yick.

7:29 AM

Anonymous said…

I don't think that *I* will even look at popcorn the same :-)

8:55 AM

Mandy said…

hahahahahahahahaha i remember you calling me to tell me about that :D

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