I Feel Like I've Been Here Before

Aaaand we're home. The contractions are anywhere from 3-7 minutes apart but no progress south of the border (if you know what I mean and I'm sure most of you do). These damn things hurt so much. I know that's a rather stupid statement but yeah, they didn't hurt like this with the girl until I was at the hospital in full on labor.

The nurse was really cool though. She made me feel comfortable and not like an idiot. She sent me home with some medication to help me sleep. I couldn't get comfortable while the contractions were happening. Not that one really can get comfy.

She said I'll either get a really good night's sleep or she'll see me before her shift is over at 730.

I'll take the good sleep for 200 please.

Comments

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said…

I'll be thinking about you.

In fact, I'd bet you are back in the hospital by now.

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