I Just Have To Share (Don't Be Afraid!)

I was rearranging some things in the living room (with the big brown sectional gone, there's a ton of room) and I started going through my photo totes. I came across these gems. Enjoy.

My aunt and my mom back in the day. Funny thing? My mother still makes that same "really? you're taking another picture??" face.

My dad. I really like this shot of him. Even with the BC Glasses*

This is the cute little thang I married. Those dimples! Still got 'em!

Rawr! Thirteen is awkward for everyone no? I won't even confirm or deny photos of me at that age.

* Birth Control Glasses.

Comments

Mandy said…

bahahaha i hope that last pic is of kirk at awkward 13 and not of you... :p cause then i would have to say your 13 DEFINITELY was worse than mine... because i never looked like a dude... hahahaha

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