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7/17/10









Thanks BK for making my kid want to see this. I know, I know,
I have the power to NOT get him a kid's meal from your eating
establishment but dudes? He doesn't even know he's supposed
to be Team Jacob!!He was Sharkboy for Pete's sake. Damn you for
causing long drawn out two hour discussions* on vampires BK.
Damn you.


















She didn't feel like discussing vampires, the ones from
Twilight or True Blood**. She was all about those Benjamins
Washingtons that were piling up. There was also a Hammerhead Linkton
amongst the Washingtons.

*you think I'm exaggerating on the two hours. Oh you sweet,
sweet people.

**Let's just say that there have been some serious discussions as to which vampire show/movie/family rules supreme.

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