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The 5yr Old's List To Oma And Papa

The Girl's Christmas Wish List
From the Target Great Holiday Toy Sale ad in Sunday’s paper and online at www.target.com
(prices good through November 24th)
●p.3$11.49Circo 25-pc Shopping Cart086-05-0059
●p.3$9.99Fin Fin Friends Play Set086-02-1496
●p.5$44.99Barbie Video Girl086-06-0370
●p.20$14.99Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale DVD058-10-3020
●p.20$19.99A Fashion Fairytale Doll086-06-0388
●p.20$19.99Barbie Loves Glitter086-06-0385
Blow Dryer and Doll Set
●p.21$19.99Dairy Queen Blizzard Maker086-00-2589
●p.23$24.99Magic Rise Oven086-07-0096
●p.23$17.99Princess Dresses (Rapunzel)086-07-0092
From the Wal-Mart Toyland Catalgue 2010 in Sunday’s paper and online at www.walmart.com
(prices good through November 24th)
●p.5$39.96Hide & Seek JoJo
●p.25$34.97We Did It Dora(so many jokes - must not say)
●p.34$29.00Rapunzel Braiding Friends Hair Braider
●p.34$26.00Rapunzel Wedding Gift Set
●p.35$50.00Tinkerbell’s Talking Cafe
●p.39$39.96Little Tikes Get Out n’ Grill
As you can see, she is into Tinkerbell, Princesses and Rapunzel things. She would love to
have every freaking toy she sees in every freaking ad she sees and will be devastated when she
does not receive each and every pink item manufactured overseas. She will live. We may not. If
you choose to get a movie that’s not on this list or the baby's, please make sure we don’t already
have it. Trust me, we have a ton of movies. Thanks =0)



ED NOTE: that's how anal I am about the lists I send to my parents. I put the item number on the Target ad for Pete's sake in case they get some ninkompoop who doesn't know where the hell anything is and if I know anything about temporary retail help during the holiday season, I know this:

Good luck and bring some booze.
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