His butt is in the water. I'm sure you think that's not a big deal but in this house it is. He even LAYS DOWN in the tub, WANTS you to put water on his head and LOVES letting the water out. (The drain sounds like a loud cow in heat if you don't pop it up all the way - used to scare the tar out of him).
I bet if I turned on the shower, he would run like a sissy and scream like a girl. Some things will never change.